100 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME DO!!!



1. declare that Manga is morally bankrupt and start reading the Bible instead
2. ask Johnny Depp if he will adopt me(.....wait..I probably would do that)
3. inform everyone I sees that thier fly is open
4. move to Hazard county
5. take off my sock to scratch my nose
6. become a world famous rapper
7. tell people "I wouldn't go in there for a while." after leaving a public bathroom
8. ask the cook at a diner if I can buy a vowel
9. dance through the rain singing Big Girls Don't Cry
10. address Taylor B and Leza as 'Dr.Evil and mini-me'
11. submit 'Uzumaki Orange' as a color idea for Crayola
12. Tell my anime friedns that idol worship is wrong
13. ask if I can get my face put on the americas most wanted list
14. wear a pair of sunglasses and stand next to a cop informing on-lookers that we are the
men-in-black's arkansas division
15. inform ANYONE that I had a wet dream about them last night
16. ask Diana Wayne Jones if I can be the star of her next book
17. ask random people if they know where in the world Waldo or Carmen Sandiego are
18. get a sudden addiction to slasher movies
19. call everyone Sport, Tex, Champ or Tiger
20. become the lead singer of a Metallica cover band
21. exchange ny art book for a cosmo girl mag
22. inform random people that I am the dungeon MASTER
23. rename the Flag line The fighting Powder Puffs
24. strip for a friends birthday
25. train Cassie for the Olympics
26. tell a random guy that he wouldn't look so washed out if he got some hilights
27. start carrying a katana just so I can 'Zorro' things with a M
28. become a superhero
29. refer to myself as anyones Pimp
30. sing a love song in Spanish
31. wear a camoflogue T-shirt that says 'haahaa you can't see me now'
32. summon a moose to fight with me
33. become a cheerleader
34. release a line of designer socks
35. refer to myself as 'The emo kid'
36. sign everything as 'The Fresh Prince of Arkansas'
37. complain that Patrica smells bad
38. ask Michael B how he does his hair
39. become a world famous ice sculpter
40. bitchslap a model for stealing my hairstyle
41. ask Kalen if Michael is a good kisser
42. try out for the part of an extra in RENT
43. declare that nothing comes between me and my Rainbow
44. say, "And how does that make you feel?" whenever anyone tells me anything
45. tie a knott in a cherry stem with my tongue
46. use my ninja skills to get free cable
47. tell Robert to get a life
48. Salsa dance with Engelica in a talent contest
49. cosplay Luke Skywalker and whack people with my plastic lightsaber
50. ask Bobby to marry me
51. become a traveling kunai saleswoman
52. find out how many marshmellows i can fit into my mouth at once
53. sue Gai for rape
54. lead a crusade against the killer dust bunnies of doom
55. hire a bodyguard
56. join the girls swim team
57. do a runway walk down the streets of Arkansas wearing nothing but black leather pants and
a black bandana as a mask
58. ask casey what she hates about anyone
59. ask someone what the deal with all the make-up is
60. be a guest star on the Tyra Banks show
61. play with a bop-it for 8 hours
62. open a 50's style diner
63. ask everyone to call me 'The Artist formerly known as Morgan
64. admit that i only know three words of english and have been faking it the whole time
65. make a chocolate sculpture of mrs. Kirby
66. become head coach of the Cowboys
67. star ion a movie
68. get a job at Subway
69. throw a hissy-fit
70. trade schools with Jonna Whoolwine
71. dye my hair black and get a bowl-cut
72. get a little heart tattoo on my hand
73. go to the local bakery and ask to have my bread shaken not sturred
74. do an outstanding Wayne Newton impression
75. have a secret shrine to the Power Rangers
76. name my sons, Optimus Prime and Megatron
77. buy a weasel, dye it blue and proclaim "OMG LOOK ITACHI AND KISAME HAD A KID!!"
78. star in a romantic comdey
79.order a 'sex on the beach' at a bar
80. start a stamp collection
81. send anyone a note saying "do you like me? circle yes or no"
82. square dance
83. order a set of frying pans on the home shopping network
84. giggle and tell (insert a guys name) that he is silly
85. ask Gai how he gets his jumpsuit off at night
86. play the scarecrow in a broadway version of the Wizard of Ozz
87. try to woo anyone by singing 'Candy Shop'
88. take a pregnancy test for the hell of it
87. try to fit my whole fist into my mouth
88. run for mayor of California
89. learn how to play the electric kazoo
90. try to hypnotize myself
91. go swimming in nothing but a mask
92. go on Oprah and stand up for men's rights
93. run face first into a tree
94. write a One Piece fanfiction
95. tell anyone that their body is a wounderland
96. use microphines tio lisiten in on people
97. play a dead body on CSI Miami
98. get a perm
99. use the word 'disestablishmentarianism' in normal conversation
100. use my pink razor cell phone to order a vagitarian delight pizza